December 2010
“Yippee ki yay, motherfucker!”
– How I entered 2011.
I was just thinking about how it’d be nice if there were more people that I like coming to the New Year’s Eve party I’m going to. The fault lies entirely with me, though. I need to like more people. (Actually, knowing how prone I am to making an drunken arse of myself at such events, it’s probably best this way.)
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Anonymous asked: I kind of miss original anon
Anonymous asked: I kind of miss original anon
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-19) →
A Day to Remember (42)
Taking Back Sunday (34)
Bring Me The Horizon (29)
Rise Against (27)
We Are The Ocean (21)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
WatchVague explanation of why I haven’t posted anything in about a week. Also, quality viewing.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-5) →
Paramore (136)
Comeback Kid (55)
Children of Bodom (40)
Eminem (20)
New Found Glory (19)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Look, Ben Stiller, I don’t care that you’re finding it extremely difficult to get along with your fiance’s parents, and that your last minute efforts to save your upcoming nuptials aren’t going that great right now, because you know what? Everything’s going to turn out just fine, like in every single one of your other films (probably, I haven’t actually seen...
Perpetually wasted, laughing at nothing, with a poor grasp of the English language, and an inability to treat people like actual people. However generalised, I don’t disagree entirely with Peep Show’s representation of what it is to be an average Australian.
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WatchIdealistic career path.
Madam Wu: Lisa, soon you will have a Chinese baby sister who will surpass you academically.
Lisa Simpson: I don't know about that. I'm considered pretty smart.
Madam Wu: Well, Tibet was considered pretty independent. How'd that work out?
Update: My cousin and uncle are still here, and now the house smells like them. That’s right. They have a scent, and it’s so powerful that in the space of less than 12 hours they’ve spread it over everything. I hope this isn’t some way of marking their territory.
My cousin and uncle decided to rock up to our house about an hour ago, and they still haven’t left yet. They used to stay overnight all the time, and I’m not keen for them to pick that habit up again. They’re the kind of people who say ‘you’s’ and ‘bucks’ at least 10 times per conversation and have that really nasally accent. Also, my uncle lives by...
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Embarrassments Anonymous Me: “Hello, my name is Luke, and I think I like Paramore…” Group: “Hello, Luke.” Hopefully this is just a phase I’m going through. I’ve listened to them way too much over the past few days, and I’m trying to tell myself that it’s just so I can get it out of my system as quickly as possible, but I also have a sneaking...
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I really hate it when people I don’t like can do things better than I can. Case in point being kids I went to school with who are younger than me and can still grow better beards and moustaches than I can. Especially when those kids are unmanly twats who don’t deserve such glorious facial hair. Underlying theme here is probably something like: if I don’t like you, it stands to...